It's Confirmed! Tyra Banks Is NOT Engaged

There's been a lot of buzz about Tyra Banks getting married after being photographed with a "diamond ring" on her finger. According to a reliable source, who will remain nameless says, “It is her Immaculate Heart class ring. She almost never takes it off. All they have to do is zoom in, and they will see it’s not a diamond”. You heard it here first! Tyra Banks is not engaged to John Utendahl. When Big Daddy decide to make her an honest woman RCJ will let you know.

Spencer Pratt Will Do Just About Anything To Keep His Boo In The Lime Light

According to the NY Post, Spencer gave everyone in first-class a copy of Playboy Magazine with his wife, Heidi, on the cover. The real celeb was on a flight back to LAX from the Bahamas when he lost his mind. Looks like Spencey is either really proud or just desperate. I think the latter is most accurate.

Audrina Patridge Says Goodbye To The Hills

RCJ’s favorite lil’ ding a ling is leaving the Hills. Audrey made the announcement at a press junket for her upcoming thriller Sorority Row. "I'm almost done with The Hills. We’re in the middle of finishing these episodes, and I'll be leaving then”.

RCJ was so proud of the airhead for making such a grown up decision but, then we heard she was working on her own reality show with Survivor producer Mark Burnett. She wants to pursue acting (surprise, surprise). It looks like the show is about her trying to make it in Hollywood. Now that’s original!

Here’s some more jive from the real celeb, "It feels like I'm graduating. I'm taking the next step and growing up and maturing and moving on in my life." Please tell me how putting your personal business on TV is a sign of growing up and moving on? Good Riddance, my lil’ ding a ling!

Dancing With The Stars Does A Body Good

Check out which Real Celeb shed a few pounds since joining DWTS....

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20300842,00.html

Kim Kardashian: “The Next Step Is Producing”

Real Celeb Jive’s favorite lil’ press whore is taking on a new role, and a back seat. She is creating and producing a new reality show about Public Relations! KK tells People Magazine “going behind the camera is the next step in my career. I've always wanted to get into producing. After my reality TV show is done, the next step is producing. I definitely see myself in the producing chair." Kim goes on to say, "I've definitely seen the ins and outs of reality TV. I definitely love reality TV shows. It's something I'm passionate about." Well, RCJ is glad you’re passionate about something! Congrats!

An undisclosed network is hoping to air the untitled show sometime in 2010.

Reality Celebs Mourn The Loss of DJ AM

Real Celebs are twittering up a storm over DJ AM death. Check out their tweets...

Shanna Moakler: "My deepest condolences for DJ AM, you were a great artist and will be severely missed. My thoughts and Prayers to his family and friends."

Kelly Osbourne: "i just cant believe that adam (dj.am) is gone i dont want to believe it im in shock. he was one of the most genuine people i have ever met!"

Semi Reality Celeb P. Diddy: "DJ AM Rest In Peace..."

Heidi Pratt: "my thoughts and prayers are with DJ AM's family and friends."

Kim Kardashian: "DJ AM was such a genuine person! He is in a better place, may God rest his soul."

Aubrey O'Day: "RIP DJ AM, life can be so short. I hope you all spend your days feeling blessed and positive! xoxo. Love you guys!"

Paris Hilton: "one of the kindest, funniest and most talented men I have ever met." "Adam and I were friends since I was 15. RIP AM, I love you and you are already missed so much. My heart and prayers go out to his family and close friends. God bless."

DJ AM Last twitter was posted August 25th: “New york, new york. Big city of dreams, but everything in new york aint always what it seems.” I wonder if his post was a prelude to his death? Im just saying......

Amy Phillips Shuts It Down

I died when I watched this. Check out this parody of Rachel Zoe.....
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a2371e5cc8/rachel-zoe-outtakes?rel=related&rel_pos=3

DJ AM Dies Of A Possible Drug Overdose at 36 Years Old

This is a sad day for the music industry. One of the most well respected DJ's has passed away. I do not typically blog about real celebs, but I was so moved by this recent event I just felt I needed to say something. DJ AM was so young and to have cheated death not that long ago just saddens me.. Guys, we have only one life to live, please live it like its your last. Everyday is a blessing. Treat people kindly everyday. If you love someone tell them. If you don't, make sure they know its not personal. Never push people away that love you, because you never know if they'll be here tomorrow. Cherish everyday and keep love in your heart. Be sympathetic when dealing with sensitive people, be empathetic, be selfless, and be unselfish.

RIP DJ AM!

Got Milk?

The soon-to-be Mommies, Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian both made the cover of US Weekly, on stands today. The reality stars talk about their cravings, sex lives, weight gain, and their baby’s daddy. The ladies also talk about breastfeeding with implants. Yikes!!! Wilkinson told US Weekly “I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed?" Yup you sure can, Kendra. According to www.babcenter.com it is okay to breastfeed with fake tata’s. The most a woman will experience is “exaggerated breast engorgement (not fun) with pain (ooh even worse), fever, and chills that are more intense than usual”.

BTW, Kendra that stuff coming out of your bubbies is colostrum.

Heidi Montag’s 15 Minutes Is Up

The girl has officially lost her mind! I was mortified while watching her jive performance at the Ms. Universe Pageant last night. The song was awful and her dancing was a hot mess! Heidi, please go back to the Hills or even better take a hike back to Colorado. RCJ thinks it’s time for you to beat it!

NY Housewife Jill Zarin Has Her Eyes Set On Brown University For Ally

We all know how much New York housewife, Jill Zarin is obsessed- I mean loves- her daughter Allyson, but let’s hope the pushy mother didn’t ruin her chances of getting into Brown University. According to the New York Post, the housewife attended a panel discussion about the environment with her daughter and was seen on campus schmoozing Associate Dean Roger Nozakito last Thursday. Well at least it was Jill and not “Rameena”.....that would have been embarrassing.

Bridgett's Been Saving Her Coins

Former Girls Next Door / Hef’s ex-girlfriend, Bridgett Marquardt buys her first home and moves in with her main squeeze, Nicholas Carpender. According to the Los Angeles Times, the bunny paid $1,725,000 for her Tuscan style digs in Sherman Oaks.

Now here's the Jive, the reality star is installing a circus style trapeze in the entry hallway of her house. "Trapeze is a great workout. It got me in the best shape of my life," said Marquardt. I love how Hollywood women come up with the most interesting stories of how they stay thin. Trapeze??? I wish someone would just be honest and admit to not eating, diet pills and a little plastic surgery.

Bungalow 8 is going Reality TV

Amy Sacco, the owner of the infamous club, Bungalow 8, will be next to star in her very own reality show on Bravo. The show will follow Amy while she prepares to open up a branch in Amsterdam. For those of you who don’t know about Bungalow 8, it’s basically one of the hottest, swankiest, most exclusive clubs in NYC. It’s where the “A-listers” go to party, i.e. drinking to the point of oblivion with a side of nose candy. This is a great place to go if you need to feel important. But don’t bother. If you’re not a celebrity, or a personal friend of the owner, the bouncers will never let you in. Just stick to watching the show- it’s the closest you’ll get to feeling important

I Die! 2 More Days Until The New Season of The Rachel Zoe Project

“OMG, do you die?”, “Bananas”, “I’m coming undone”. Those are just some of the zoeism I’m looking forward to when the new season of The Rachel Zoe Project airs Monday night on Bravo. I’m also hoping Rachel decides to eat something because, I hear she hasn’t had anything since last season. I know baby girl must be starving. Come on, Rach eat something!!!!!

Rachel Zoe Projects airs Monday night @ 10 pm on Bravo.

Brody Jenner Goes Under The Knife On His Birthday

No, Brody is not following in his father’s plastic footsteps. The cutie pie “Hills” star was given an appendectomy for his 26th birthday.

Usweekly.com reported that he checked into Cedar Sinai at 3 am Friday, with a ruptured appendix and was in surgery by 7 am. Brody, may have been in pain, but he found time to tweet about it. He wrote “@Jayde_Nicole and I are sitting at the hospital waiting for me to go under the knife:( ) Seriously, this tweeting thing is getting to be a bit obsessive don’t you think?

Whoopi’s Movin’ Out

RCJ just got word the Whoopster is selling her roost on Wooster. Her lavish 3600 sq ft loft in Soho is listed at $3,990,000. Guy’s I’ve been to her home and this place is FABULOUS, but according to the Real Estalker it isn’t worth the asking price. Check out what Mama has to say…….

http://realestalker.blogspot.com/2009/08/whoopi-hawks-her-lot-on-wooster.html

Kim K and Reggie Bush Together Again

Ms. KK and her man are giving it another go! YAY! I’m sooooo excited for them! I can finally get some sleep now! Phew!!!!

According to an E! News source, “They’re taking it day by day. They're not sure what the future holds, but they love each other enough to give things another shot”. Apparently, Kim is trying her best to show her boo how much she cares. She’s staying in New Orleans until he finishes up training camp in Houston…..Really, Kim? I’m sure, Ms. Press Whore, will be on the next plane out the minute he gets back. I give them until he gets back from camp.

Two Words: Simple Minded

My favorite lil ding-a-ling, “Hills” reality star, Audrina Patridge was interviewed by E News last night. When asked how she stays in shape, her response was “I shop”. Of course she said more than just that, but after giving that answer, does it really matter? Keep shopping, Audrey, your body is bangin’!

Comical Reality TV Throwback Of The Day

The Tom Foolery Award goes to TY TY!

Take a look at this old episode of Ty Ty going off!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29SuuEKztPc

Things Are Looking Up For BET’s Tiny & Toya

Last night’s episode with my two favorite hood rats, really gave me hope and faith that any woman married to a rapper or divorced from a rapper, can find success on their own. No seriously, these two ladies really make me proud…..seriously! Toya got a book deal and Tiny is doing what she loves, writing and producing. This show is about believing in yourself and loving who you are. Tiny & Toya are great role models for girlz in the hood…..Seriously!!

p.s. Tiny has the same exact mouth as her father, so I’m thinking her lips are real

If you don’t believe me, watch last night’s episode 7
http://www.bet.com/onblast/default.html?chan=3&id=3424&i=6&sub=&itype=e

Lil Mama Needs An Edumacation

Lil Mama’s lip gloss might be poppin, but her English is not. Lil Mama is currently a judge on MTV’s America’s Best Dance Crew, and I must say I was a bit thrown off by what came out of her mouth! Ms. Glossy lips has poor diction (surprised?). Since when is it okay to add a “t” to the end of a word?? Unfortunately, I cannot repeat what she said verbatim because, after she said the word “Turnt” A.K.A. “Turned”, I went into a state of distress. Little Mama, please go back to school.

Nene Leakes, A.K.A. Silk The Stripper Confesses: “Yes I was a stripper”

Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nene Leaks, finally admits to being a former stripper. In her new book, “Never Make The Same Mistake Twice”, she talks about her painful childhood, single motherhood, and her abusive relationship, which apparently led her down the path to stripper lane. Stripper or not, RCJ still loves you, Silk!

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett Publicly Announce Their Unborn Child’s Name

The soon to be parents decided on the name Hank Baskett IV. "Hank's dad and his grandfather were both named Hank, so it was very important to us to carry on the family tradition. I can't wait to meet my little Hank." Wilkinson posted on her blog today. RCJ can’t wait to meet the little guy too!

No Hope For Jess & Nick

There's been a lot of Jive about Jess trying to get her ex-hubby back, but according to Drew Lachey, it ain't never gonna happen. When asked by US Weekly if his bro and Jess are getting back together, his response was "On the record or off the record? No on both." I guess pouty lips will have to stay single and drunk for a while longer. Poor thing isn’t having much luck in the love department. Keep partying your tears away Jess! We love reading about wayward behavior.

Good Morning America Announces DWTS 2009 Line up

Real Celebrity Jive is proud to announce DWTS chose at least one Reality Nobody to compete on the show. Kelly Osbourne, who is famous for being the youngest daughter of Ozzy Osbourne, and costarred in the reality show “The Osbournes”, will be on the show. "I am so excited, but I cannot tell you how terrified I am," she said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show Monday. "Dancing is something that I've always really wanted to be able to do, but never had the confidence and the technique, if you know what I mean. I'm not very graceful, so it's just something that absolutely terrifies me, and it's the main reason that I kind of wanted to do it. I wanted to do something different. I wanted to do something that scared me, and I don't think anything could scare me more."

DWTS premiers September 21st on ABC. RCJ is rooting for you, Kelly!

Now for the disappointing news, Audrina Patridge, best known for her spot on “The Hills”, will not be on DWTS. MTV wants her all to themselves. We really wanted to watch her cha cha her way to more celebrity nobody status….so unfortunate.

Well, at least MTV is giving Audry her own reality series, The Audrina Show, which premiers in 2010.

Khloe and Kourtneys Reality Show Debuted Last Night On E!

The Kardashian sisters are back and stirring it up in Miami. The show isn’t anything out of the ordinary unimportant BS, but those girlies sure do make some good jive TV. I mean come on, you gotta love them. When Ms. KK, A.K.A Press Whore rolled into town and made a special appearance on her sister’s first episode, she gave me even more reason to believe that reality nobody’s really do think they’re a reality somebody. The best scene, beside Khloe kissing the black guy (go figure she likes them brown) was when her and her sissy, Kim, duked it out over who was the savvier business woman. I’m giving Khloe points for her sarcasm. Here’s what happened…….
http://www.eonline.com/videos/v33677503001_kourtney_and_khloe_attitude_adjustment.html