Friday, October 9, 2009

Today's Glitzs 'n' Bitzs From The NY Post


Dina Lohan defends her troubled daughter: "Leave Lindsay alone. Let her be a real 23-year-old. Let her grow, and let her artistic abilities flourish. Stop judging the Britneys and the Lindsays. They are very creative girls, and that is a gift from a higher power of God."
RCJ’s response- If your daughter wasn’t such a dopehead then we would leave her alone! Creative? I’m sorry, but didn’t the fashion critics run her collection for Ungaro through the shredder?

Newly married, Khloe Kardashian is adding Odom to her name, but keeping her maiden name. According to a NY Post source, “Khloe knows that by keeping her identity as a Kardashian sister she is far more marketable”
RCJ’s response- The minute she married Lamar Odom and his $33 Million contract, she became more marketable. Everything she did pre Odom was with her sisters. Post wedding, she’s on the View without those simple bitches.

30 Rocks Tracy Morgan joined Twitter yesterday and has over 32,000 follower.
RCJ’s reponse- We love Tracy, but his tweets are twidiculous

First tweet from Tracy- “my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2”

Second tweet from Tracy- “The wait is over! The black Svengali has arrived! I'm on the street turning good girls bad and getting them pregnant!!!”


NY Housewife, Kelly Bensimone thinks her natural body odor would make a great smell good perfume! WTF?? The six footer with the attention span of a five year old, attended the Stoli Applik Party and proceeded to tell fellow partiers to smell her. Apparently the perfumer from Tom Ford was in the house and the wifey wants him to create some smell goods for her.
RCJ's response- We think you stink!

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