Housewife Bethenny Frankel's Pregnant: "I'm no spring chicken. I didn't think it was going to happen right away"

New York Housewife, Bethenny Frankel is expecting her first child. Perez Hilton spilled the beans today, so the reality star was forced to confirm.

It's all so weird, because we swear we saw her sippin' on her Skinny Girl Margaritas last week at her autograph signing....hmmm... maybe it was just water. Congrats Beth!

New York Housewife Bethenny Has A New Insecurity

Last week RCJ attended New York Housewife, Bethenny Frankel's autograph signing for her Skinny Girl Margarita. To our surprise, she is not only insecure on T.V. but in real life too. The extremely skinny and insecure housewife told us all about her new show and actually needed us to reassure her that she could carry a show on her own! In her more than serious voice she said "so can you believe it? Do you think i can carry a whole show by myself?" We should have been honest, and said "HELL NO", but we felt bad for her, so we just kissed her ass instead.

Bravo's Flipping Out Reunion: Intense

Today was the taping of Bravo's Flipping Out Reunion and according to Bravo Host, Andy Cohen, it was pretty intense. "just wrapped a really intense reunion show with @JL_Jeff_Lewis. wow. I wasn't prepared for what went down" he posted on Twitter.

RCJ will need to further investigate this and then we'll report back with some scuttlebutt

For anyone that doesn't watch Flipping Out, RCJ strongly suggest you watch...Jeff Lewis is Hilar!

Tyra Banks Is Making Bank

Tyra Banks is making some serious cash these days...The Former Model/Host made the number one spot amongst Forbes Prime time's top 10 Earning Women! Her estimated earnings in the last 12 months was $30 Million!

Hold up and wait a minute!!! If her money is that long, then why did her ex- assistant have to sue her for a measly $5,000??? The Big Headed mogul once said she was cheap....guess she wasn't lying.

Christina Aguilera Is Still A Freak Post Baby

Christina Aguilera made the cover of the November issue of UK Cosmopolitan Magazine. To RCJ'S surprise the "Dirty" singer is still giving the same interview she did pre-baby and we're sorry, but it's just not cute or sexy anymore.

"I feel sexiest in the nude … [husband Jordan Bratman] has a way of making me feel sexy … When you see something you dislike and your partner looks at you and embraces it, it makes you feel good" she told Cosmo. The singer went on to say, "I'm attracted to men ultimately -- I'm married and I love my husband and I love what we do together, but honestly? If I had a choice between viewing a naked man or a naked woman, I'd choose the woman. We're just naturally sexier and more beautiful to look at."

Of course she would choose a woman, her husband looks like a monkey!

Mr. & Mrs. Odom Attend the Grand Opening of Philippes in West Hollywood

Khloe and her Hubby, Lamar $33 Million Odom stepped out last night to the grand opening of Philippes in West Hollywood. RCJ is whateves on the dress and a little annoyed by the fact that lil khlo khlo is still taking Quick Trim. The reality celeb gave QT a shout out on twitter, "I swear I never would have had the confidence to wear this dress without Quick Trim!!!!" Khloe, you are a beautiful girl....stop F*ckin with the damn Quick Trim! You don't need it. FYI....your man is black...keep it tight, but not white girl thin....no more Quick Trim, OK?

Heidi Klum Gives Birth.... Last Week!

First she did then she didn't, but apparently the model did indeed give birth last Friday to a baby girl, Lou Sulola Samuel. God bless the child that was born to the Sexiest Couple in Hollywood! Congrats!

Tinseltown's Breast Cancer Survivors

In honor of Breast Cancer awareness month, RCJ wanted to recognize a few Celebrities who fought the fight and Kicked Breast Cancer in the ASS!

Ruby Dee


Sheryl Crow


Diahann Carroll

Edie Falco

Richard Roundtree

Cristina Applegate

Hoda Kotb

Melissa Etheridge


Gerri Halliwell


Pam Grier

New York Housewife Bethenny Frankel Is Giving Away Free Skinny Girl Margaritas This Wednesday

If you love Bethenny as much as we can't stand her, then you should go check her out this Wednesday @ the Astor Center 399 Lafayette St.(at East 4th St). The reality star will be signing bottles of her Skinny Girl Margaritas. RCJ will be there to report any scuttlebutt that may occur....we're crossing our fingers!

2009 Hollywood Style Awards

The Hollywood Style Awards was last night and a few of my favorite "Famous for Nothing" Celebrities were out and about.

Check out my lil sugar babies....

Lil Ms. Attention Whore, Kimmie working the cameras and thanking the Lord her Sissy's weren't there.


Kelly Osbourne with her 10 year old Fiance'


Former Hill's star, LC looking like a baby doll.


Brody Jenner looking adorables

BET Hip Hop Awards Held it down in Atlanta

Hotlanta was the place to be this past weekend. Every major Hip Hop Artist, C-list black celebrity, and Video ho was in attendance...not to mention a minimum of at least 2 billion dollars worth of bling designed by Jacob the Jeweler.

Let’s discuss what went down Saturday night...

Attention seeker, Kanye West was a no show, which was probably a good thing. West would’ve caught a beat down for just thinking about walkin up on stage and taking the mic from one of those nukkas.

T.I. won 2 awards for "Live Your Life" and the album of the year award for "Paper Trail”. His baby girl, Tameka “Tiny” Cottle accepted both on his behalf and read a letter T.I. wrote from prison, “Although I'm not there with you all, I'm there in spirit,” Cottle quoted the rapper as writing. "My road to redemption is almost over. ... Thanks for the support."

Jay z took home the “MVP Award”, while Drake received the “Rookie of the Year” award. Busta Bust, who was a mess, dressed in some fake ass, Canal Street looking Louie Vutton outfit presented the “DJ of the Year” award to the late DJ AM. And last but not least, Ice Cube received the "I Am Hip-Hop" icon award.

RCJ will not be reporting anything else about BET unless there is a fight, arrest or shooting. Sorry guys, but we're just not that interested.

Real Housewives of DC Cast Info

Chocolate City (DC) is the next location for the Housewives, except there’s not much chocolate running through any of the cast members, more like vanilla…interesting. According to www.blacksnob.com, Bravo approached several affluent Black women to join the show, but they were NOT feeling it! We all Know the neck poppin, eye rollin attitudes of the Atlanta Housewives is what brings in ratings, but what Bravo doesn’t know is that the Black Bourgeoisie don’t play that!

Emily Miller, who is a public affairs consultant in Washington, DC and has over 15 years experience in politics and media wrote an article about the new Housewives. Check out some of the scuttlebutt from her article.

Lisa Spies: Spies is half of a powerful Republican fundraising couple. Her husband, Charlie Spies, ran Mitt Romney's presidential campaign finances. Lisa Spies is the chief fundraiser for Sen. John Thune (R-S.D.). One Republican says of her: "Bravo to Bravo for landing one woman who is the real deal in D.C. politics. Lisa has the connections to get the show cameos with top politicians."

Mary Amons: Amons, who lives in McLean, Va., is called by one (unnamed) socialite a "better fit for 'Real Housewives of Orange County' than D.C." Amons, a mother of five, is criticized by the socialite for "having nothing to do with Washington" and for being "not politically connected or even socially connected."

Lynda Erkiletian: As president of a Washington modeling agency, Erkiletian "has the social cache and real job to be a fun cast member" says one woman who knows her, although not for attribution. "She isn't political, but she will have the access to photo shoots and celebrities to give the show some star power."

Michaele Salahi: Michaele and her husband, Tareq, own a winery in Fauquier County, Virginia, and are owners of America's Cup Polo Match. At the recent Polo D.C. Fall Classic, the blog FishbowlDC posted pictures of Salai being followed around by Bravo cameras. Her casting is also controversial because, as one real D.C. housewife says, "What does polo have to do with D.C.?"

Edwina Rogers: Also seen followed by cameras at the polo match, Rogers is the wife of longtime Republican lobbyist Ed Rogers. They live in a mansion in McLean, which they call "Surry Hill." Reportedly, Rogers told Bravo that she is dropping out of the show. One Republican woman told me, "Edwina finally realized that she and Ed were being mocked on the show, and it wasn't worth risking his firm's clients."

Sissy Yates: Elizabeth Wentworth Yates is a jewelry designer and is also socially prominent in D.C. She is the sister of Ali Wentworth, who has her own show, "Head Case," is a regular on Oprah, and is married to ABC anchor George Stephanopoulos. Sissy also reportedly wanted to do the show and talked to producers over the summer, but more recently pulled her name from the casting list.

This Week's SHOCKER

Are we seeing things or is that Rapper, Lil Mama reading? The one hit wonder took some time out to RAED (you read it right) to the kiddies at the Brooklyn Library this past Thursday. Let’s just hope for the kiddie’s sake that there were more pictures than words. No offense, but the girl can barely speak English.

Weight War: Tori Spelling vs. Star Magazine

This week Star reported that the frail actress weighs 95 pounds, but Tori claims she weighs 107 pounds. Who to believe? According to www.fitness.com, a healthy weight range for a 5’6 foot woman is 125lbs-150lbs. Even if Tori doesn’t weight 95 lbs, she’s still pretty damn close to that! We’re going with Star on this one. Sorry T.

Lamar’s Ex Lara Manoukian Speaks Out: “I treated that fool like a king”

Lamar Odom’s “Ex-girlfriend” says she was still with the b-ball playa when his whirlwind romance began with Khloe Kardashian. A source tells Star Magazine, “She feels betrayed because they were still a couple when Khloé entered the picture. They were breaking up and getting back together for seven years. Lamar would cheat on her with other women.”

Star Magazine isn’t always accurate, but based on facts Basketball PLAYA PLAYAS cheat on their women.

Khloe Kardashian Guest Host On The View

Mrs. Khloe Kardashian Odom guest hosted on the View today, and Nosey Sherrie got all up in her beeswax about her relationship with Lamar "$33 million" Odom. We must say we're beginning to believe that maybe her wedding wasn't just a ploy to outshine her sissys. Could this be real (at least by Hollywood standards) love for Khlo Khlo?

Watch the video and tell us what you think.

Today's Glitzs 'n' Bitzs From The NY Post

Dina Lohan defends her troubled daughter: "Leave Lindsay alone. Let her be a real 23-year-old. Let her grow, and let her artistic abilities flourish. Stop judging the Britneys and the Lindsays. They are very creative girls, and that is a gift from a higher power of God."
RCJ’s response- If your daughter wasn’t such a dopehead then we would leave her alone! Creative? I’m sorry, but didn’t the fashion critics run her collection for Ungaro through the shredder?

Newly married, Khloe Kardashian is adding Odom to her name, but keeping her maiden name. According to a NY Post source, “Khloe knows that by keeping her identity as a Kardashian sister she is far more marketable”
RCJ’s response- The minute she married Lamar Odom and his $33 Million contract, she became more marketable. Everything she did pre Odom was with her sisters. Post wedding, she’s on the View without those simple bitches.

30 Rocks Tracy Morgan joined Twitter yesterday and has over 32,000 follower.
RCJ’s reponse- We love Tracy, but his tweets are twidiculous

First tweet from Tracy- “my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2”

Second tweet from Tracy- “The wait is over! The black Svengali has arrived! I'm on the street turning good girls bad and getting them pregnant!!!”

NY Housewife, Kelly Bensimone thinks her natural body odor would make a great smell good perfume! WTF?? The six footer with the attention span of a five year old, attended the Stoli Applik Party and proceeded to tell fellow partiers to smell her. Apparently the perfumer from Tom Ford was in the house and the wifey wants him to create some smell goods for her.
RCJ's response- We think you stink!

Guess Who This Lil' Piggy Belongs To?

Can you guess which famous for nothing blond celebrity just bought this pig? Here's a hint: Bethanny from the New York Housewives used to babysit her.

Barack Obama: "Surprised and Humbled"

Barack Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize, and Of course the Republicans are HATING this, but as far as we're concerned they can go suck it! GO OBAMA!

Obama posted one word on his Twitter account "Humbled" RCJ loves that our President has a twitter account!

For those of you who missed his speech this morning, we are proud to be able to share it with you

Check it out....

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I hope you didnt miss us too much!!!! LOVE YOU RCJ FOLLOWERS!!! KISS KISS

Bravo Gives Three Lucky Reality Stars Their Own Show

Okay...so RCJ loves loves Bravo TV and never misses a show, BUT now they've crossed the line and we all must protest against what is about to happen. RCJ just got word that three of Bravo's reality stars are getting their own show!! Christian Siriano from Project Runway...Loves him! Favio Vivianni from Top Chef....Loves him too! And Bethanny Frankel....we don't loves her. Matter a fact we want to put duct tape over her opened eyes and then rip it off! Seriously Bravo? Really?? Bethanny is like the character Jack from "Will and Grace". So funny as part of a cast, but not enough to carry a whole show! What do you guys think??

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem Engaged!

According to Rush & Malloy from the New York Daily News, Our favorite Muy Caliente couple are getting Married. Congrats!

Meghan McCain & Tila Tequila Munch at Mr. Chows

What in the world is the daughter of the Former Presidential Candidate, McCain doing hanging out with the slutty bisexual, Tila “carpet muncher” Tequila? Actually, scratch that! Anyone that would choose Sarah Palin as their running mate would obviously let their daughter hangout with a slut or even better raise one! The two possible love birds had dinner at Mr. Chows in Beverly Hills last night.

Check out these pics taken by X170nline
http://x17online.com/celebrities/tila_tequila/tila_chows_down_with_john_mccains_daughter_meghan-10032009.php

Kim Kardashian Caught Stuffing Her Face

Is that pastry Quick Trim approved? Hmmm...looks like Kimmie fell off the diet wagon.

New York Film Festival

The A list color folks were all out last night at the New York Film Festival to support the movie “Precious”. Thanks to Executive Producer, Oprah, the A list with no color were there too!!!

Check out some shots from last night’s event and the official trailer for the movie!

Mariah Carey and Nic Cannon


Oprah's BFF, Gayle King and her fine ass son


Robert Dinero and his black woman lovin' self


Sherri Shepard


New comer Gabourey Sidibe in a Gawd Awful dress!


Jane Fonda


Singer Lenny Kravitz and daughter Zoe


Harvey Keitel


Steve Buscemi and Wife

Maya Angelou is NOT Dead

TMZ can go suck it for dishing out false reports! Check out Saeed Ahmed's post on Twitter!
Twitter / Saeed Ahmed: Contrary to TMZ report, Ma ...

Maya Angelou is NOT Dead

TMZ can go suck it for dishing out false reports! Check out Saeed Ahmed's post on Twitter!
Twitter / Saeed Ahmed: Contrary to TMZ report, Ma ...

Beyonce’s Papa is a Rolling Stone

Matthew Knowles was hit with a paternity suit!!!! Knowles soon to be Baby Mama, Alexsandra Wright is 6 months pregnant! Wowwwww! This man stays embarrassing
our precious lil' Beyonce....and poor Tina! I wonder if her hair will fall out like her baby girl, Solange?? All that stress can be hard on a head of hair!

David Letterman becomes the Brunt of the Joke

Our boy David Letterman A.K.A Pimp Daddy, has been receiving unfair treatment from other talk show host. Jay “strong jaw” Leno of course cracked a few jokes on his well below average show.

Joke 1: "If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you've got the wrong studio.
RCJ response: Ummm...yeah...we’re pretty sure your audience knows what studio they’re at

Joke 2: "I'm happy to say that I've never had a sexual relationship with any of my staff members."
RCJ’s response: thank sweet jesus for that! We can't stand the thought of a bunch of long chin bastards running around.

Jimmy Falon jumped on the bandwagon with his own Letterman Jokes.

"There's a new book out called Why Women Have Sex that says there are 237 reasons why women have sex. And, folks, Letterman knows the top 10."
RCJ’s response: Funny boy you haven’t been in the talk show game long enough to be poppin’ shit!

Housewife Kandi Burress Mourns the Loss of her Ex-Fiance’

RCJ's favorite and realist housewife, Kandi Burress’s Ex-fiance was killed at an Atlanta Strip Club last night. Ashley “AJ” Jewell took a deathly blow to the head while fighting with Fredrick Richardson, who was charged with voluntary manslaughter. The singer shared her feelings and heart on Twitter.

“I'm just in one of those moods where i don't wanna talk, i don't wanna b held & told its gonna b OK. i just wanna cry myself 2 sleep, alone"

"I could never n a million years imagine this happening. please pray for AJ's children. that's who I'm the most concerned 4"

"I'm bout 2 give my swollen eyes sum rest now. i just wanted to say thanks 2 every1 for their prayers. i gotta get up & go 2 my uncle's"

RCJ feels for you Kandi....Keep your head up and keep keep flyin above all the haters!